Afghan Shit Depleted; Pentagon Sets Sights on Stuffing
The Daily Probe - November 12, 2001
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WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) - In his daily press briefing, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced that Allied forces had completed the process of pounding the shit out of Afghanistan, and will now enter the more difficult "pounding the stuffing" phase. "Pounding their shit was easy," said the avuncular secretary, but he cautioned, "pounding the stuffing out of them could take months, if not years." When asked about the long term plans for the campaign against terrorism, the Secretary reminded reporters that "We're not on a nation-building mission. At best we hope to finish our stuffing-pounding and then move into a long-term phase of punching their pudding."
(Reported by Steve Meckleburg)
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