Bastards Protest Clinton Remark
The Daily Probe - July 21, 2000
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NEW YORK, NY (DPI) - The Anti-Defamation League of Bastard Birth
staged a protest outside Temple Beth Shalom, where senate candidate
Hillary Clinton was sequestered with a group of Jews (her favorite
people, by the way) for a 24-hour "Walk Through the Talmud"
experience. "We're here, we don't know who our daddies are, and
we're in your face!" shouted Michael, the Chief Bastard of ADLBB
Local 223. The group of local bastards was protesting Ms. Clinton's
purported usage of the phrase, "fucking Jew bastard" in a context
that might not have been complimentary, as reported in a new book.
Chief Bastard Michael explained to all who tried to pass the temple,
"We bastards are proud of our--er--heritage, and we won't put up
with some carpetbagger lumping us in with Jews or fuckers. We
stand alone. Our identity should not be bastardized, no pun
intended, by mixing it with other arbitrary fighting words."
The Hillary! 2000!! campaign released a statement in ancient Hebrew
disavowing the 1976 comment and expressing love for bastards of all
stripe.
-- Reported by Chris Jones
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