Cheney to Chair Daughterly Disciplinary Task Force
The Daily Probe - June 7, 2001
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WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) - President George W. Bush has picked Vice
President Dick Cheney to head up the newly-formed Presidential
Daughter Disciplinary Task Force, beginning immediately, if not
sooner. "We have a situation, here," said the President. "A
situation which is out of control and stands to only get worse
with each passing week. Something has to be done, and done
quickly-like."
Cheney has already hand picked his help from amongst the upper
echelons of the CIA and FBI. The VP acknowledged the breadth of
the talent he's assembled for the massive undertaking, saying,
"We've got fake ID experts, puke experts... hell, we've even got
a 'Quarters' expert on board! If one of those little shits tries
to pull something over on me, she'll find her spoiled little ass
behind bars quicker than you can say 'Billy Carter.' After which
she'll be hastily sprung with no charges filed, of course."
- Reported by Tristan Fabriani and Chris Jones
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